Raqoon has a file on you

Someone has reported your mate to Raqoon. Add their photo, name and a ridiculous allegation. He takes the investigation very seriously, until a biscuit arrives. A personalised 28-second video with your own inside joke. Their photo opens the file, then their name, allegation and evidence appear above Raqoon. His gravelly London dialogue stays the same. Try: Stealing the office biscuits. Evidence: Only had one.

Name on the file

The allegation (a harmless habit or inside joke)

The evidence (their usual excuse or favourite quote)

Photo (appears in your video)

A clear, well-lit photo works best.

🎁 Make it a gift? (optional)

What's the occasion? Just a video Birthday Anniversary Wedding Engagement New baby New home Graduation New job or retirement Get well soon Thank you Congratulations Thinking of you Christmas Valentine's Day Mother's Day Father's Day Easter Just because Something else

When's the day? (so we can remind you next year)

Who's it for? (optional, e.g. Mum, best mate)

How will they get it? I'll get it now and share it myself Email it to them on the day

Their email

We'll send it to them on the day. We never add them to marketing. That's their choice on the reveal page.

💌 Add the real printed card · from £4.00 A real printed card of your artwork, posted for you, with a code inside that plays your video forever. You choose whether we post it to you or straight to the person it is for. You design it after checkout: we email a private link, and nothing is printed until you have seen it. You have 3 months to design it, or we refund the card. Add a digital card · £1.99 A page they open on any phone, with your words inside and this video in it. Nothing is printed. You design it after checkout, the same way: we email a private link, and it is made and sent the moment you are happy with it.

Which card?

A5 148 × 210mm, the big one, with a spare envelope included Posted to the UK, Canada, Japan and New Zealand £4.25 6 × 4, gloss Glossy finish, bright and punchy Posted to UK addresses only £4.00 7 × 5, heavy matte Bigger and thicker, with a soft matte finish Posted to UK addresses only £4.50

Where should it go?

Sent to you with a blank envelope to post on We post the card to you with your words already printed inside, and a spare envelope so you can post it on or hand it over. Included Posted straight to them, with a spare envelope inside We post the printed card straight to their address, with your message inside and a spare envelope included. Included

How fast?

Arrives in 3-5 working days, tracked Included

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💌 Your card design link arrives by email, usually straight away. 3 months to use it, or we refund the card.

🔒 Secure checkout · 🎬 delivered to your inbox within a few hours

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🎁 Each video is personalised for one recipient. Gifting a few? Add each to your bag and make another, then check out once when you're done.